Maaf, anda tidak diterima di PTN melalui SNMPTN 2001 Jalur Ujian Tertulis

 Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a spark in you?

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, oh
As you shoot across the sky

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling down

You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, oh
As you shoot across the sky

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling down

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, oh
As you shoot across the sky

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling down

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

 

 

'SCREAM' Juga Suka Makan Indomie

Akhir-akhir ini emang lagi ngetrend banget iklan Indomie (maaf sebut merek) yang 'ini ceritaku, apa ceritamu?'. Dan cara itu emang ampuh untuk menarik perhatian masyarakat. Sampe-sampe banyak yang bikin cerita seperti itu, tapi bukan untuk disiarkan, tapi cuma untuk lucu-lucuan, seperti yang ditunjukkan oleh teman saya yang dia ambil dari kaskus. Nah, saya juga berpikir untuk membuat cerita seperti itu, tapi dengan genre yang agak berbeda. Saya ingin buat versi horor-thriller. Ini dia ceritanya....

"Waktu itu, aku lagi nonton Scream sendirian di rumah. Tiba-tiba aku ngerasa lapar, jadi aku masak Indomie. Lagi asik-asiknya makan Indomie dan nonton Scream, aku nggak sadar kalo ternyata dibelakangku udah ada 'Scream' yang asli berdiri sambil membawa sebuah pisau. Lalu tanpa belas kasihan, dia menikamku beberapa kali dipunggung. Aku mengalami pendarahan hebat. Aku bisa merasakan darah segar mengucur keluar dari punggungku. Tapi aku tidak langsung mati. Dalam keadaan sekarat, samar-samar aku bisa melihat 'Scream' memakan Indomieku yang masih sisa setengah itu. Setelah selesai makan, ia pun menghilang. Dan nyawaku tak terselamatkan. Sekarang, setelah aku mati, aku nggak bisa makan Indomie lagi. Tapi paling nggak, sebelum aku mati, aku sudah makan Indomie. Ini ceritaku, apa ceritamu?"

Oke, itu ceritanya. No offense, Indomie. Saya pun pencinta Indomie. I love Indomie.

Quote

That's not a plane, THAT'S ME
I'm sittin' where i'm supposed to
Floatin' on the cloud, can't nobody come close to

Owl City (Alligator Sky)

Wuthering Heights

Saya lagi baca novel ini, Wuthering Heights. Novelnya ternyata diterbitkan pertama kali sekitar tahun 1847, 2 dari 3 set novel. Tapi akhirnya tahun 1850, diubah, terus dijadikan 1 novel Jadi Wuthering Hieghts, yang sekarang saya baca ini.



Ceritanya sih lebih ke drama gitu. Dan uniknya, novel ini ceritanya diceritain sama tokoh lain (orang ketiga tahu segalanya). Jadi seperti flashback.

Dan ternyata sempet diangkat ke layar lebar pertama kali tahun 1939. Ya, saya belum lahir. Tapi ada yang terbaru, tahun 2011. Sekitas bulan September nanti, directornya : Andrea Arnold. Berikut castnya:
1. Kaya Scodelario - Catherine Earnshaw
2. Nichola Burley - Isabella Linton
3. James Howson - Heathclifff
4. Oliver Milburn - Mr. Linton
5. Amy Wren - Frances Earnshaw
6. Steve Evets - Joseph
7. Paul Hilton - Mr. Earnshaw
8. James Northcote -Edgar Linton

Ini resensinya

A poor young English boy named Heathcliff is taken in by the wealthy Earnshaw family where he develops an intense relationship with his young foster sister, Cathy. Based on the classic novel by Emily Bronte

poster filmnya tahun 1939

Saya sih belum sempat nyelesain novelnya, tapi menurut saya, sejauh yang saya baca, novelnya lumayan bagus bagi yang suka dengan novel drama-romantis. Dan emang ceritanya agak dramatis.

100 Questions, Just Answer It As Fas As You Can!

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
- Last night i checked, CLOSED!
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
- No, never. But my father does. He actually like it. And those stuffs, never really useful
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
- out
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
- I wish. It would be a funny experience
Do you like to use post-it notes?
- Just in a certain time
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
- no
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
- Honestly, none of them, but if i have to choose, bear
Do you have freckles?
- no
Do you always smile for pictures?
- Almost always
What is your biggest pet peeve?
- Never have one
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
- Hell no
Have you ever peed in the woods?
- I'm not a boy, of course not!
What about pooped in the woods?
- No no no no never, God! what kind of question it is?
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
- YEAH! When the test cancelled
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
- Yeah ho ho ho
How many people have you slept with this week?
- No, but if sister counted. I sleep with her. We have twin bed
What size is your bed?
- Single :3
What is your Song of the week?
- Obviously, Dr. Dre; Eminem; Forgot - I need a Doctor. Really.
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
- No, maybe.
Do you still watch cartoons?
- Of course i do. One of the things that help me relax.
Whats your least favorite movie?
- Errrr, Pocong Mandi Goyang Pinggul. Kind of semi-porn-horror movie. Don't watch it! Seriously, DON'T!
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
- Yaiks! I'm not going to hidden it somewhere unknown. I'll spend it!
What do you drink with dinner?
- WATER! Do you drink sand?
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
- I don't eat chicken nugget. Sorry, dude.
What is your favorite food?
- This question remind me of childhood. Emm, Can i say oreo?
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
- TITANIC. Everybody loves it!Epic movie.
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
- My.... mom :3
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
- nope
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
- WHAT?! No way, no how.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
- I never write a letter, okay? Cell phone is here everybody!
Can you change the oil on a car?
- I never do that, so i guess i can fufufu
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
- Ho ho ho No!
Ran out of gas?
- Neveeerrr
Favorite kind of sandwich?
- Nothing
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
- The best in the world, NASI KUNING
What is your usual bedtime?
- 10 pm
Are you lazy?
- BIG TIME
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
- In Indonesia, we don't do Halloween, so....
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
- Chicken! Cook-a-doodle-doo....!!!
How many languages can you speak?
- 2... english and indonesia
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
- Yep, Gogirl!
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
- legos
Are you stubborn?
- Ow Yeah
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
- Excuse me, who are those people?
Ever watch soap operas?
- Nope
Afraid of heights?
- Nohoho
Sing in the car?
- Yeah! \m/
Dance in the shower?
- Nooo
Dance in the car?
- How do exactly people do that?
Ever used a gun?
- A toy one or the real one? Never use both of them anyway
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
- Errr, 4 or 5 months ago. For school.
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
- Nope
Is Christmas stressful?
- I'm a muslim, i don't celebrate christmas, so why would i think about it?
Ever eat a pierogi?
- Uuu, what is that?
Favorite type of fruit pie?
- I don't like sweets
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
- Doctor, still
Do you believe in ghosts?
- Yeeess... (looking to the left, looking to the right)
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
- Yeah, a lot i guess
Take a vitamin daily?
- yea.... every morning
Wear slippers?
- No
Wear a bath robe?
- No
What do you wear to bed?
- T-shirt and pants
First concert?
- Never go to a concert. Avoiding crowded place like that
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
- Don't have those in Balikpapan
Nike or Adidas?
- Nike i guess
Cheetos Or Fritos?
- Cheetos!
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
- Peanuts
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
- Is that some kind of band?
Ever take dance lessons?
- Never
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
- Errr, i don't know. But it better makes a lot of money
Can you curl your tongue?
- Waaiit... Err... No
Ever won a spelling bee?
- Never
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
- Umm yes
Own any record albums?
- No
Own a record player?
- No
Regularly burn incense?
- No
Ever been in love?
- Yes :3
Who would you like to see in concert?
- Maroon 5 or Ne-Yo
What was the last concert you saw?
- I told you, never been in a concert before
Hot tea or cold tea?
- Hot tea
Tea or coffee?
- Tea
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
- sugar
Can you swim well?
- yea...
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
- yea..
Are you patient?
- Noo, ehehehe
DJ or band, at a wedding?
- Band! It's a wedding, not a teenage birthday party
Ever won a contest?
- No
Ever have plastic surgery?
- No
Which are better black or green olives?
- Never eat both of them
Can you knit or crochet?
- NO
Best room for a fireplace?
- livingroom
Do you want to get married?
- Yes, i do
If married, how long have you been married?
- -
Who was your HS crush?
- Well actually, still. But i'm not going to tell who he is.
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
- No, i'm not a five-year-old girl anymore
Do you have kids?
- no not yet
Do you want kids?
- Yes, someday (unyu-unyu) :3
Whats your favorite color?
- blue
Do you miss anyone right now?
- No, not really
Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
- Dude, let me ask you something, do i look like a person who like to watch something llike that?!I don't that channel anyway.

Quote

i think I'M READY TO LEAP
i'm READY TO LIVE
i'm READY TO GO

-Panic At The Disco (Ready To Go (Get Me Out Of My Mind))

Cerita si Tukang Salon

Saya sama keluarga saya punya satu salon langganan. SALON AGUS. Ya, yang punya namanya Agus. Biasa saya manggilnya Om Agus. He's not the best (for my family). Dari saya sama kakak saya masih doyan nangis, sampe sekarang saya udah bisa make internet, kita selalu potong rambut disana.

Waktu itu (13 Mei 2011), saya sama kakak saya mau potong rambut ke tempat Om Agus. Jadilah kami kesana berdua. Pas lagi potong rambut, Om Agus cerita beberapa kedukaannya dan kesengannya buka salon. Walaupun yang diceritain kemaren lebih banyak dukanya. Berikut pengakuan dari Om Agus.

(Cerita di bawah ini dilihat dari perspektif Om Agus)

1. Kebaya Itu Punya Saya
Waktu itu, udah lama banget berapa taun yang lalu gitu, ada orang mau manten. Jadi dia nyalon sama saya, terus juga nyewa dekornya sama kebaya sama saya. Tapi tau nggak? Sampe sekarang semuanya itu belum dibayar. Padahal dia masih suka motong kesini loh sama saya. Tapi saya gak pernah ngomong ke dia kalo itu semua belum dibayar. Sampe kemaren itu, anaknya yang perempuan wisudaan, terus anaknya ngasih liat poto wisudanya. Eh ternyata, baju manten yang dia pinjem itu dipake sama anaknya buat wisudaan. Saya yakin banget itu punya saya yang 'dipinjem' sama dia buat mantennnya dia. Jaitannya, modelnya. Sama persis. Sampe saya tunjukin keanaknya. Kita kan disini satu model ada 4 kebaya. Jadi ada sparenya. Tapi sekarang tinggal 3. Saya keget banget loh, ternyata itu masih ada. Ck ck ck. Aneh-aneh aja.

2. Bepoto bukan Bepotong
Jadi waktu itu, ada bapak-bapak. Matanya emang agak picek sebelah. Dia datang, terus....

Bapak: Di sini bisa bepoto ya?
Om Agus: (yang di dengar bepotong) Oh bisa pak.
Terus saya suruh duduk. Terus saya pakein baju potongan kan, eh saya malah dipelototin. Saya sempet takut. Saya bingung. Kenapaaa bapak ini
Bapak: (sambil melotot) ini ngapain nih?!
Om Agus: Loh katanya mau potong rambut pak?
Bapak: POTONG RAMBUT?! Saya mau bepoto!
Om Agus: (mikir) bepoto...???
Bapak: Bepoto! Ambil gambar!
Om Agus: Oh... Gak bisa pak. Ini salon. Bukan Studio. Gimana sih bapak?!
Bapak :(pergi) g%&!@#TR$...

3. Saya beli roko dulu ya, Mas!
Saya kan pagi-pagi baru buka tuh. terus gak lama ada yang datang mau potong rambut. Yah lumaya lah buat penglaris. Habis dipotong...
A: Berapa, mas?
Om Agus: .... (harga entah berapa)
A: Bentar ya, mas. Saya beli rokok dulu didepas.
Tapi pikir saya, kok ni orang nggak balik-balik. Eh ternya dia kabur. Dasar. Orang emang macem-macem.

4. Saya Mau Bunuh Diri Aja
Ada orang, dia dari kilo 11, potong rambut di rapak (jauh banget jaraknya). Awalnya rambutnya emang panjang terus minta di pendekin tapi dibikin agak ngembang. Eh taunya pas habis dipotong malah lepeh-lepeh. Gak karuan lah hasilnya. Akhirnya dikeriting biar agak ngembang. Habis dikeriting, taunya hasilnya malah tambah hancur. Dia nangis. Gak mau keluar dari salon itu. Gak mau pulang, malu sama tetangga katanya. Akhirnya malem dia dijemput suaminya. Udah jam 10, suaminya ngetok-ngetok saya (salonnya).
B: Mas, tolong dong mas. Benerin rambut istri saya.
Om Agus: Aduh maaf ya mas. Udah malem. Saya capek. Besok aja.
B: Harus sekarang. Istri saya gak mau pulang nih mas. Katanya kalo nggak dia mau bunuh diri!
Om Agus: Hah! Aneh-aneh aja!
B: Bener, mas. Makanya tolongin ya, mas?
Yaudah akhirnya saya tolongin. Emang sih rambutnya ancur gitu. Jadi saya benerin pelan-pelan gitu. Terus akhirnya rambutnya udah bagus, dia malah ketawa-ketawa. Jadi ya saya olokin gara-gara mau bunuh diri. Haduuh, aneh-aneh aja.